Holy crap.
I just e-mailed BOB.

The bus driver is Jim Henson.

I'm so into this sketch.
I know what me & my unsuspecting friends are going to be for Halloween 08.

Fitness made photoshop!



I'm not saying he's a fake or a farce. . .
I'm JUST saying that he looks like his face is photoshopped onto his body and that no one should look like that.

ever.


but rock and roll John Basedow . . . I hope you make millions on your confusing body.

i want to do one hilarious movie and meet a bunch of celebs and host snl and such.
i mean gosh napoleon.

i want to make a reality show staring all of the people who were eliminated first on reality shows.

It's bad enough that the product is called "Mucinex."
Is this ongoing snot marketing really necessary?
Foul.

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods In The World

I totally stole this post from scarnsworth

I always end up bawling when I watch Animal Planet. . .

Why so much of that horrifying animal cops show and orphaned starving baby elephants and abused chimps?



Bring on more Puppy Bowl & Planets Funniest Animals



The baby just died. I officially can't handle Animal Planet.

I'm totally listening to "Opps I Did It Again" right now.


That is just so typically me.
oh baby baby.

yea yea yea yea yea yeah.

Giant chicklet teeth.
I think I might scream in horror if I ever meet Gary Busey.

HAPPY BIRFDAY BUNNY!
I love you like Haim loves Feldman.

(yes, like hot hot drug abusing teen sensations with the same name- that kind of love)

I love you more than:

Flying


Tiny Zombie Animals


Myspace.com




New York




Google Image Search: Porridge


Internet Friends


Dog Shows


The South


Art








Reflections


The Daily Show


Rats & Goldfish


& ZB's cat on cuteoverload.com



A lot.

There's nothing more disgusting than a dripping MTA train.

You are everyone's dream girl Bridget

Word of the Day Archive
Saturday February 16, 2008
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virago \vuh-RAH-go; vuh-RAY-go\, noun:
1. A woman of extraordinary stature, strength, and courage.
2. A woman regarded as loud, scolding, ill-tempered, quarrelsome, or overbearing.


I love this word.

Everyone in American can describe Hilary Clinton as a virago.

If anyone wants to start a Jam Skating Team in the Louisville area, I'm totally down.

1. I hate Billy Mayes.


2. I need to go to bed.

After watching a commercial about personalized teddy bears, which was like two and a half minutes long, I decided to visit the web site to see just how much their eharmony-likepersonalized bears were.

This Teddy Bear is One Hundred and nine dollars .




This one's my favorite.

It turns out that the mom from one of the funniest shows i have ever seen is also the mom from one of the unfunniest shows i have ever seen.





Listen to this shitty vcr recording for Jessica Walter

When I was 16 I worked at a skating rink.

One of my favorite things to do was to slowly begin to walk next to a slow skater around the inner circle.
Every once in a while I'd glance over & about a quarter of the way around the rink, they'd start to go a little faster, and i'd start walking faster until I was at a slow jog and they were giving it their all to go faster than their level of ability and looking at me terrified. Then I'd suddenly turn away.

Or

I really liked whistling at people and saying things like "If I see you do that again, you're totally out of here man- you can't be doing that, seriously"
and then they'd say "what?"
and i'd say "You know what you did man, just don't do it again"
and then I'd tell them to go skate and if they still wanted to know what it was that they were almost in trouble for, I'd tell them not to "be smart with me" & "don't press your luck" and things of that nature.
I usually did that to the kids who seemed like jerks.

confusion = comedy



Also- sometimes I drove to work wearing quads which I don't think was very safe.

I love Arrested Development.

ETG: You know who would be really fun to fight?
Me: who
ETG: Janice Dickinson.
ME: *laughter*
ETG: I'm going to start writing her taunting e-mails. . . With her strip-mall modeling agency. . .
Me: . . . with public school carpeting with track lighting. Just tell her she's not pretty anymore.
ETG: I'm going to fight Janice Dickinson this year.




Resolution #1

How are there NO youtube videos that come up in a search for "Ken Nugent"



One call, that's all.