Saturday, May 08, 2004

i can fit 21 cheese balls in my mouth

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

someone i know. . . .
just told me they weren't available because they:
"have an interview as a phone sex operator"

Sunday, May 02, 2004

As the right of each sentient species to live in accordance with its normal cultural evolution is considered sacred, no Star Fleet personnel may interfere with the healthy development of alien life and culture. Such interference includes the introduction of superior knowledge, strength, or technology to a world whose society is incapable of handling such advantages wisely. Star Fleet personnel may not violate this Prime Directive, even to save their lives and/or their ship unless they are acting to right an earlier violation or an accidental contamination of said culture. This directive takes precedence over any and all other considerations, and carries with it the highest moral

Saturday, May 01, 2004

Too bad i haven't seen this yet. . .

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, running across the desert! It is Beaman, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you spontaneously degenerate, then steal your lederhosen!!"

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