Tuesday, November 30, 2004

i just got fired
it's kind of a funny story
involving this
and my sister's blog

Monday, November 29, 2004

With the holiday season upon us, i thought you'd all like to know that
for Festivus.

Thursday, November 18, 2004


Midnight Mailman rulz

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

that thong tha-thong thong thong
me: vomiting and laughing at the same time is the funniest sound ever.
bunny: if only i were balemic, i would never stop laughing.
laugh your way to shapely hips and thighs.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

someone sitting near us in this coffee shop was telling a story that included this segment:

"i had been living in Crete on this nude beach and then i met Wolfgang and Ulga. . . actually, i was carrying my tin box where i kept my paints and Wolfgang asked why I was carrying a tin box and i explained i was an artist looking to move to germany and that i kept my paints in a tin box so they wouldn't get smooshed, so they invited me to live with them in germany."


see above

Monday, November 15, 2004

during a conversation about the library:

"large numbers of books make me have to take a shit. . . or fart."

-chris hassiotis

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

i just ordered an airport extreme card with money i should not have spent.
this means i will be online more often
i will blog more
i will be able to keep everyone updated about my boring, everyday life. . .
for example:
i have to be at work in a few minutes
my boyfriend and dogboy and my seester/bunny threw me a surprise party for my 22nd birthday. refer to fotolog or buzznet to the right for fotos of said event.