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</div>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-34402744300216253462010-02-28T13:21:00.002-05:002010-02-28T13:24:53.475-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkMjA0L49o429B-MYghqOrAO5k1mF_En82YI-kSz7-AQBnrGr_zakgulyWZw-ifVYX1JuDsHt9QuNDN5xvEZRBazwKvDB-joEX3pTec0LFEEJL7_54bQO_4iXyG5UVDnpdpyhbWA/s1600-h/4464_91605932302_733012302_2318032_6251114_n.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkMjA0L49o429B-MYghqOrAO5k1mF_En82YI-kSz7-AQBnrGr_zakgulyWZw-ifVYX1JuDsHt9QuNDN5xvEZRBazwKvDB-joEX3pTec0LFEEJL7_54bQO_4iXyG5UVDnpdpyhbWA/s320/4464_91605932302_733012302_2318032_6251114_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443361537744662290" /></a><br />HAPPY BIRFDAY BUNZ<br /><br /><br /><br />i'm glad to have such a lovely seester!<a href="http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/">a cake for you</a>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-65982633840601335752009-12-24T04:48:00.000-05:002009-12-24T04:49:15.766-05:00current obsession<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rrxOBxlQmho&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rrxOBxlQmho&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></span></div>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-70237340698844755512009-10-07T13:17:00.000-04:002009-10-07T13:18:55.095-04:00For <a href="http://www.meltingdolls.com">B</a>unny<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Fold-a-Towel-Lobster">How to fold a towel lobster</a>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-30878467349985171122009-06-28T14:30:00.002-04:002009-06-28T16:47:49.094-04:00dead<br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=billymays.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/billymays.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-80198803506931720092009-05-05T16:26:00.001-04:002009-05-05T16:26:17.106-04:00Whoa, that was 2 months?Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-11786913296180052702009-03-01T12:30:00.001-05:002009-03-01T12:30:58.726-05:00i got mugged on monday & forgot to call my sister yesterday for her birthday<br /><br />otherwise, all is well<br />;)Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-74889194375592377992009-01-31T15:28:00.001-05:002009-01-31T15:31:37.827-05:00I'm down so this is for me.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Qae_TUTeGo&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Qae_TUTeGo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-7533067879146183682009-01-30T15:25:00.003-05:002009-01-30T15:31:21.309-05:00So excited this show is running again!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BZBeRXgYwuE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BZBeRXgYwuE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />EVENT INFORMATION<br /><br />Samurai Davis Jr. & Dim Sum's Super Mega Happy Fun Time Improv Show!<br />presented by Dad's Garage Theatre Company<br /><br />This truly outrageous Japanese-style game show was a smash hit for Dad's in the Summer of 2008. Hosted by 2 sassy Asian-style game show hosts along with a slew of audacious assistants - this innovative improv format is like Let's Make a Deal meets Double Dare. Improvisers choose from 3 closed doors and must incorporate whatever's lurking behind them in their scene, and the losing team is punished in a number of disturbingly hilarious ways! <br /><br />* Please note: Tickets purchased in advance are now $2 cheaper than tickets purchased at the door!<br /> <br /><a href="http://sabo.seatadvisor.com/sabo/servlets/TicketRequest?eventId=114014&presenter=DADS&venue=&event=">Event Website</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><br />come see it with me on a friday?Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-71506816431116811292009-01-21T23:13:00.001-05:002009-01-21T23:13:59.948-05:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kuKZNmY3YDU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kuKZNmY3YDU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-87129810005882668632009-01-17T13:41:00.004-05:002009-01-17T13:44:46.797-05:00<a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view&current=Photo0365.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/Photo0365.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a><br />Why is the one on the right so much more expensive?<br />Any <del>black</del> African American readers out there?Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-57944642159888819272009-01-14T21:21:00.002-05:002009-01-14T21:24:40.379-05:00So I have a cold<br /><br />and an imagination<br /><br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=Photo0363.jpg" <br />target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/Photo0363.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><br />Turns out Emergen-C and Vanilla syrup = Creamsicle.<br /><br />Oh man, I wonder what it would taste like with vanilla protein powder and ice. . .Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-70697792312581805122009-01-14T20:04:00.002-05:002009-01-14T20:06:46.039-05:00Kristen's facebook status reads: Drinking tea. Earl grey. Hot<br />Josh instant messages: <br />Josh<br />earl grey eh? that's the only tea i can drink. <br />besides iced tea...which isn't really tea at all but a delicious tonic of sugar and water<br />oh and sleepytime tea<br />Kristen<br />you should buy mighty leaf vanilla bean<br />it's delicious.<br />it's also an elitist tea because you can't find it anywhere & have to order it on the i nterweb<br />Josh<br />ooohhh fancy:)<br />i must warn you that i still think maxwell house coffee tastes fine. katie tells me i have horrible tastebuds<br />i think i can just somehow taste the money im saving<br /><br /><br />I think Josh is hilarious and you should too.Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-13457554291832370572009-01-09T12:28:00.000-05:002009-01-09T12:29:19.570-05:00i think my wallet got stoleKristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-59800429923828661182009-01-05T20:12:00.003-05:002009-01-30T18:39:49.356-05:00I don't have a job.<br />so<br />I'M GOING TO MEXICO<br />bringing a backpack and my last $31<br /><br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=cancun-beach-aerial-view.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/cancun-beach-aerial-view.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-67539662269955427522008-12-29T01:06:00.001-05:002009-01-03T15:05:40.860-05:00<a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=Picture7.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/Picture7.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />I love that TV guide thinks House fans would like to buy dvds of Little House on The Prairie.Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-78567365904204715502008-12-24T21:54:00.007-05:002008-12-24T22:41:26.110-05:00Merry Kristenmas to me<br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=work--large-msg-1101332169-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/work--large-msg-1101332169-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><a href="http://punditkitchen.com/2008/12/16/political-pictures-employees-wash1/#comments">This has resurfaced.</a><br />I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.<br />Like blogger for example. ;)<br />I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.<br />As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."<br />LIKE THIS<br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=IMG_0028.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/IMG_0028.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />To clear things up a bit-<br />It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.<br />I was sober.<br />My manager on duty took the pictures.<br />She was also my roommate later on.<br />The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.<br />I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.<br />I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.<br />woops? <br />Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day. <br />He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook. <br />Not so.<br />Oh well.<br />Now I'm famous.<br />See?<br /><br /><br /><br />Google image search "cheer up" <br /><br />i'm page 1 or 2Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-26989222347819541572008-12-23T21:57:00.003-05:002008-12-24T22:17:54.364-05:00I think that if you're the cause of an an accident you should not be allowed to get body work done so we all know who the crap drivers are.Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-43445422385709832008-12-12T15:01:00.001-05:002008-12-12T15:01:28.333-05:00There's a (full) moon out tonight<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Mvp6P8o7jM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Mvp6P8o7jM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-44707311619884435842008-12-11T16:04:00.003-05:002008-12-11T17:48:43.917-05:00<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kickinthehead/sets/72157607227982802/"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/3018015970_46c26ef1bf.jpg" width="500" height="350" border="0"/><br/><br/>I want to eat cute things</a> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kickinthehead/sets/72157607227982802/"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/3100691060_34f5d2617e.jpg" width="342" height="500" border="0"/><br/><br/></a>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-5447841681735617802008-12-09T21:09:00.001-05:002008-12-09T21:10:11.797-05:00I bought a tiny, adorable phone charm that is also a bell<br /><br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view¤t=Photo46.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/Photo46.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />so now i'm a catKristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-17383872029015172312008-12-07T17:03:00.001-05:002008-12-07T17:04:14.478-05:00This is for my sister.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GsJCqD4lRc8&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GsJCqD4lRc8&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-3399444704791233542008-11-25T04:16:00.001-05:002008-11-25T04:16:30.298-05:00I ordered one.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V8KxXHibv6A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V8KxXHibv6A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-19712275217040468762008-11-21T16:25:00.000-05:002008-11-21T16:26:44.807-05:00<a href="www.thesaladyears.com">Rene</a> showed me this. <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/70f0chZVudA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/70f0chZVudA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5996198.post-81341327377714815152008-11-15T02:06:00.002-05:002008-11-15T02:34:12.820-05:00This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .<br />There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .<br /><br /><a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/?action=view&current=Picture1.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/cabbagerabbit/Picture1.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a><br /><br />So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.<br />and what's that cone thing for?<div><br /></div><br /><br />AND- <br />You can get a medicare cock ring. <br /><br />Support Ring Therapy <br />The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.Kristen Beamanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15535898706556304126noreply@blogger.com8