Thursday, February 28, 2008

I love you like Haim loves Feldman.
the coreys
(yes, like hot hot drug abusing teen sensations with the same name- that kind of love)

I love you more than:


Tiny Zombie Animals
zombie animals


New York

new york

Google Image Search: Porridge
google image search "porridge"

Internet Friends
internet friends

Dog Shows
dog shows

The South






The Daily Show
The Daily Show

Rats & Goldfish
rats & goldfish

& ZB's cat on
cute overload

A lot.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

There's nothing more disgusting than a dripping MTA train.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

You are everyone's dream girl Bridget

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Word of the Day Archive
Saturday February 16, 2008
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virago \vuh-RAH-go; vuh-RAY-go\, noun:
1. A woman of extraordinary stature, strength, and courage.
2. A woman regarded as loud, scolding, ill-tempered, quarrelsome, or overbearing.

I love this word.

Everyone in American can describe Hilary Clinton as a virago.

Monday, February 11, 2008

If anyone wants to start a Jam Skating Team in the Louisville area, I'm totally down.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

1. I hate Billy Mayes.

2. I need to go to bed.
After watching a commercial about personalized teddy bears, which was like two and a half minutes long, I decided to visit the web site to see just how much their eharmony-likepersonalized bears were.

This Teddy Bear is One Hundred and nine dollars .


This one's my favorite.
It turns out that the mom from one of the funniest shows i have ever seen is also the mom from one of the unfunniest shows i have ever seen.



Listen to this shitty vcr recording for Jessica Walter

When I was 16 I worked at a skating rink.

One of my favorite things to do was to slowly begin to walk next to a slow skater around the inner circle.
Every once in a while I'd glance over & about a quarter of the way around the rink, they'd start to go a little faster, and i'd start walking faster until I was at a slow jog and they were giving it their all to go faster than their level of ability and looking at me terrified. Then I'd suddenly turn away.


I really liked whistling at people and saying things like "If I see you do that again, you're totally out of here man- you can't be doing that, seriously"
and then they'd say "what?"
and i'd say "You know what you did man, just don't do it again"
and then I'd tell them to go skate and if they still wanted to know what it was that they were almost in trouble for, I'd tell them not to "be smart with me" & "don't press your luck" and things of that nature.
I usually did that to the kids who seemed like jerks.

confusion = comedy

Also- sometimes I drove to work wearing quads which I don't think was very safe.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Sunday, February 03, 2008

I love Arrested Development.