Monday, July 02, 2012

molly

Stationery card
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Sunday, February 28, 2010


HAPPY BIRFDAY BUNZ



i'm glad to have such a lovely seester!a cake for you

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Sunday, March 01, 2009

i got mugged on monday & forgot to call my sister yesterday for her birthday

otherwise, all is well
;)

Saturday, January 31, 2009

I'm down so this is for me.

Friday, January 30, 2009

So excited this show is running again!



EVENT INFORMATION

Samurai Davis Jr. & Dim Sum's Super Mega Happy Fun Time Improv Show!
presented by Dad's Garage Theatre Company

This truly outrageous Japanese-style game show was a smash hit for Dad's in the Summer of 2008. Hosted by 2 sassy Asian-style game show hosts along with a slew of audacious assistants - this innovative improv format is like Let's Make a Deal meets Double Dare. Improvisers choose from 3 closed doors and must incorporate whatever's lurking behind them in their scene, and the losing team is punished in a number of disturbingly hilarious ways!

* Please note: Tickets purchased in advance are now $2 cheaper than tickets purchased at the door!

Event Website




come see it with me on a friday?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Saturday, January 17, 2009

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Why is the one on the right so much more expensive?
Any black African American readers out there?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

So I have a cold

and an imagination

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Turns out Emergen-C and Vanilla syrup = Creamsicle.

Oh man, I wonder what it would taste like with vanilla protein powder and ice. . .
Kristen's facebook status reads: Drinking tea. Earl grey. Hot
Josh instant messages:
Josh
earl grey eh? that's the only tea i can drink.
besides iced tea...which isn't really tea at all but a delicious tonic of sugar and water
oh and sleepytime tea
Kristen
you should buy mighty leaf vanilla bean
it's delicious.
it's also an elitist tea because you can't find it anywhere & have to order it on the i nterweb
Josh
ooohhh fancy:)
i must warn you that i still think maxwell house coffee tastes fine. katie tells me i have horrible tastebuds
i think i can just somehow taste the money im saving


I think Josh is hilarious and you should too.

Friday, January 09, 2009

i think my wallet got stole

Monday, January 05, 2009

I don't have a job.
so
I'M GOING TO MEXICO
bringing a backpack and my last $31

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Monday, December 29, 2008

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I love that TV guide thinks House fans would like to buy dvds of Little House on The Prairie.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Kristenmas to me
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This has resurfaced.
I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.
Like blogger for example. ;)
I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.
As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."
LIKE THIS
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To clear things up a bit-
It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.
I was sober.
My manager on duty took the pictures.
She was also my roommate later on.
The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.
I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.
I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.
woops?
Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day.
He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook.
Not so.
Oh well.
Now I'm famous.
See?



Google image search "cheer up"

i'm page 1 or 2

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I think that if you're the cause of an an accident you should not be allowed to get body work done so we all know who the crap drivers are.

Friday, December 12, 2008

There's a (full) moon out tonight

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

I bought a tiny, adorable phone charm that is also a bell

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so now i'm a cat

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .

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So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?



AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.

Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.