Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Saturday, November 15, 2008

This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .


So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?

You can get a medicare cock ring.

Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.

Friday, November 14, 2008

I just listened to Too Much Booty in The Pants in it's entirety. 
That song is 4 minutes and 54 seconds long. 

Thursday, November 06, 2008

I want to bite off Drew Barrymmore's cute fucking nose.
That'll give her something to cry about.

She was cute when she was a drunk little girl

ETG:  have you ever seen this. . .
CR:    yes. gross.
          double tramp stamps
ETG: i love the first comment
ETG: "God she was a trashy bucket of hot sex back then. What I wouldn't do that to c dumpster."
CR:    ha ha ha ha
           i just read that
ETG: she makes the worst movies ever
CR:    how can you say that? boys on the side? come on!
ETG:  lol
CR:    riding in cars with boys
           babes in toyland
ETG:  her movie posters all indicate all the things i hate in movies - like 
           pregnancy, romance, and hearts 
           and 'dates'
CR": batman forever
ETG: her movie posters are all: The man is looking at drew
          all of them... sware to god
          or her head is touching a man's head  
           EVER AFTER
CR:     flower films?
ETG:  thats the name of her production company
           obviously a name chosen by a drunk little girl
           . . . thats given up on life
          Flower Films, Inc.
          9220 Sunset Blvd., #309
          Los Angeles, CA 90069
          (310) 285-0200
          you can call her
CR:   sweet  
         she's not available.
         i left a message to "phone home"
ETG: Photobucket 
          HA HA HA HA HA HA

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

happy halloween

slacker rabbit