Monday, April 26, 2004

about 12 hours ago after swimming and hot tubbing at a nearby apartment complex we thought it would be cool to sleep on the roof.
we woke up a few hours later soaking wet and freezing.
i will probably get sick.

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Friday, April 23, 2004

our neighbor's name is john aneema.
i haven't ever seen it in writing though,
so it may very well be spelled enema.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Sunday, April 18, 2004

i should be writing thesis papers.

Friday, April 16, 2004

today i counted on my fingers the days it has been since i bathed.
. . .
if you're counting on your fingers there is probably a problem with your personal hygiene.
i have been inspired to put my old blog back on the web

watch for a link shortly.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

So, i've recently come to realize that most people don't know about microwaved peeps.
put a peep or 2 on a plate and put it in the mocrowave for about 30 seconds.
eat it with a fork.
it gets all crunchy and delicious.

Saturday, April 10, 2004

it is very strange when you wake up to someone asking you a question and you just can't seem to get your brain to work. . .
you just end up asking yourself and the other person "what?" over and over.
this morning:
"have you seen my make-up bag?" my mom says
"hu?" my brain is trying to steady itself.
"my make-up bag, is it in here?"
"no. . . what?"
"oh, its right there."
"huh? yeah. oh, sorry. yeah. i borrowed that yesterday."

i didn't do any drugs.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

i hate those automatic flushing toilets.
every SINGLE time i turn around and lean in
to search for the handle, suddenly
the overly-powerful flush startles the fuck out of me.
luckily, i've already peed by this time. . .

Thursday, April 01, 2004

A guy i know who is in a band
and is about to move to Cali to
-get signed-
is insisting we all call him by
his new alias
"Champ Champaign."
He claims he plans to
change his name legally
to said alias.

Why the hell would anyone choose a name
that's so easy to make fun of?

His name is Joey.
Joey is a Chump.