Thursday, November 06, 2008

I want to bite off Drew Barrymmore's cute fucking nose.
That'll give her something to cry about.
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She was cute when she was a drunk little girl
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ETG:  have you ever seen this. . .
CR:    yes. gross.
          double tramp stamps
ETG: i love the first comment
ETG: "God she was a trashy bucket of hot sex back then. What I wouldn't do that to c dumpster."
CR:    ha ha ha ha
           i just read that
ETG: she makes the worst movies ever
CR:    how can you say that? boys on the side? come on!
ETG:  lol
CR:    riding in cars with boys
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           babes in toyland
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ETG:  her movie posters all indicate all the things i hate in movies - like 
           pregnancy, romance, and hearts 
           and 'dates'
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CR": batman forever
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ETG: her movie posters are all: The man is looking at drew
          all of them... sware to god
          or her head is touching a man's head  
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           EVER AFTER
ETG:  FLOWER FILMS
CR:     flower films?
ETG:  thats the name of her production company
           obviously a name chosen by a drunk little girl
           . . . thats given up on life
          Flower Films, Inc.
          9220 Sunset Blvd., #309
          Los Angeles, CA 90069
          (310) 285-0200
          you can call her
CR:   sweet  
         she's not available.
         i left a message to "phone home"
ETG: Photobucket 
          HA HA HA HA HA HA

8 comments:

emthegreat said...

that really is a delicious-surgically-altered-adorable-airbrushed nose.

emthegreat said...

she was cute when she was a drunk little girl.

the katiest said...

I want to force her to grow eyebrows back.

The Rabbit said...

don't make fun of people with bad eyebrows mo

emthegreat said...

you could buy some here:

http://www.headcovers.com/cosmetics/eyebrows/?gclid=CJTf2NXw5pYCFQOuFQodpTzlPQ

oh the fun to be had...
eyebrows are the new mustache.

The Rabbit said...

i'm ashamed that i need those.

the katiest said...

#15 is the most sensible if you're planning on eyebrow toupees, laser.

the katiest said...

on an additional note: skin-like base? ew...