I ordered one.

Rene showed me this.

This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .



So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?

AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.

Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.

I just listened to Too Much Booty in The Pants in it's entirety. 

That song is 4 minutes and 54 seconds long. 

I want to bite off Drew Barrymmore's cute fucking nose.
That'll give her something to cry about.



She was cute when she was a drunk little girl


ETG:  have you ever seen this. . .
CR:    yes. gross.
          double tramp stamps
ETG: i love the first comment
ETG: "God she was a trashy bucket of hot sex back then. What I wouldn't do that to c dumpster."
CR:    ha ha ha ha
           i just read that
ETG: she makes the worst movies ever
CR:    how can you say that? boys on the side? come on!
ETG:  lol
CR:    riding in cars with boys

          
           babes in toyland

           
ETG:  her movie posters all indicate all the things i hate in movies - like 

           pregnancy, romance, and hearts 

           and 'dates'

           

           
CR": batman forever
           
          

ETG: her movie posters are all: The man is looking at drew
          all of them... sware to god
          or her head is touching a man's head  
         
          
           EVER AFTER
ETG:  FLOWER FILMS
CR:     flower films?
ETG:  thats the name of her production company
           obviously a name chosen by a drunk little girl
           . . . thats given up on life
          Flower Films, Inc.
          9220 Sunset Blvd., #309
          Los Angeles, CA 90069
          (310) 285-0200
          you can call her
CR:   sweet  
         she's not available.
         i left a message to "phone home"

ETG:  

          HA HA HA HA HA HA

happy halloween

love,
slacker rabbit