ETG: You know who would be really fun to fight?
Me: who
ETG: Janice Dickinson.
ME: *laughter*
ETG: I'm going to start writing her taunting e-mails. . . With her strip-mall modeling agency. . .
Me: . . . with public school carpeting with track lighting. Just tell her she's not pretty anymore.
ETG: I'm going to fight Janice Dickinson this year.




Resolution #1

How are there NO youtube videos that come up in a search for "Ken Nugent"



One call, that's all.