one time in my freshmen gym class
they set up volleyball nets inside.
i was in the back, right staring at the hot guy in the class next to ours
i thought i heard a few people yell my name
and to my surprise, the volleyball bounced off of my head.
it didn't just land next to me or hit my foot,
it fucking bounced off of my head.
luckily it didn't knock me over or anything too conspicuous.
i don't think anyone really knew what i was staring at. . .
because no one ever made fun of me for it. . .
you know, except when i told my best friend, we made fun of me.

anyway, in my google image search for "rob vanwinkle"
i came across this familiar face