this is trixie.

this is trixie.
Posted by: beamanism.

my blog is fast becoing my buzznet account

look who i found in a hippy magazine. . .

look who i found in a hippy magazine. . .
Posted by: beamanism.

SLOPPY'S BUZZNET

SLOPPY'S FOTOLOG

double u tee eff.

the 5th episode of the hit fox series 24, season 4 is on in an hour and a half.

Cabbage Rabbit rocks murder creek

Cabbage Rabbit rocks murder creek
Posted by: meltingdolls.

we went shooting at murder creek.

resident redneck

resident redneck
Posted by: meltingdolls.

murder creek


this is my sister.
we went shooting.

i should probably blog again. . .

Q & A:

Q: How did the firing conversation go?
A: Boss: We're going to have to let you go. . .
Self: Hmm. . . Yeah. . .
Boss: With the pictures all over the internet. . . and someone said they thought it was our establishment . . . and then there's the health department. . . we just can't keep you here. . . you understand.
Self: Yeah. . . OK.

Q: Was your sister really on Room Raiders?
A: Yes.

Q: Did she get picked?
A: No.

Q: Did Midnight Mailman work on the show?
A: Yes, and he had nothing to do with casting.

Q: Did you find a job yet?
A: Yes.


Updates:

1. I now work at Junkman's Daughter's Brother.
2. Yes, I told them why I was fired. . . actually, i wrote on my resume I was fired for being "hilariously inappropriate"
3. I am living with the adorable Rex Adventure
4. WE ARE HAVING A HOLIDAY PARTY.

yeeeah
i just got fired
it's kind of a funny story
involving this
and my sister's blog

With the holiday season upon us, i thought you'd all like to know that
THIS IS WHAT I WANT
for Festivus.

https://www.student.gsu.edu/~rparaguassu1/MonsterMovies/Dancing.mov

Midnight Mailman rulz

that thong tha-thong thong thong

me: vomiting and laughing at the same time is the funniest sound ever.
bunny: if only i were balemic, i would never stop laughing.
laugh your way to shapely hips and thighs.

someone sitting near us in this coffee shop was telling a story that included this segment:

"i had been living in Crete on this nude beach and then i met Wolfgang and Ulga. . . actually, i was carrying my tin box where i kept my paints and Wolfgang asked why I was carrying a tin box and i explained i was an artist looking to move to germany and that i kept my paints in a tin box so they wouldn't get smooshed, so they invited me to live with them in germany."

FIRST POST on WIRELESS

see above

during a conversation about the library:

"large numbers of books make me have to take a shit. . . or fart."

-chris hassiotis

i just ordered an airport extreme card with money i should not have spent.
HOWEVER
this means i will be online more often
AND
i will blog more
AND
i will be able to keep everyone updated about my boring, everyday life. . .
for example:
i have to be at work in a few minutes
AND
my boyfriend and dogboy and my seester/bunny threw me a surprise party for my 22nd birthday. refer to fotolog or buzznet to the right for fotos of said event.

V+ has been alive for 26 years, today,
so this is the day we celebrate how much we
appreciate
and love
and adore
and respect

V+

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people ever.

it smells like black people in this computer lab. . .

and it's overwhelming

and it's giving me a headache.

and i can't wait anymore to see the pixies.
i should have brought goddamn earphones and my own computer cord.

my phone number spells elf-cork

this site rulz.

i steal charity candies. . .
am i going to hell?

my sister just yelled:

"DAMNIT! There is FAKE BLOOD - EVERYWHERE!"

i crashed megaman's car.

HELP

by
sending me money via http://www.meltingdolls.blogspot.com

some uga fuck stole my scooter.

i hate you "dawgs"

working downtown athens tonight promises much "bleeding red and black" via feathers, glitter, temporary tattoos, booty shorts and other sluttiness, barkings & chantings, hootings & hollerings, and hopefully some good fights.

According to the SelectSmart.com Belief System Selector, my #1 belief match is Unitarian Universalism. What do you believe? Visit SelectSmart.com/RELIGION

This show RULZ.

my sister

photo by: beamanism

is so cute. See her in all her glory