There is a dude in my neighborhood who I randomly see speed by my house in an electric wheelchair.
It's crazy fast.
and hilarious.
Friday, April 22, 2005
You're West Virginia!
You are a true coal miner's daughter, or maybe even son. You probably
smoke, and your lungs are paying for it every day. While you're definitely willing to
separate yourself from the crowd for what you believe in, this policy has put you into
a state of unending obscurity and poverty. As a result, people only come to visit you
on foot, and usually they're just trying to prove that they can do it. Keep a canary on
your shoulder whenever possible.
Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
great.
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Last night Megaman and I rented Wild Zero:
"Aliens are invading the planet and turning humans into zombies. After saving his heros, Guitar Wolf, from their manager, and having the honour of becoming their blood brother, wannabe rocker Ace finds himself caught up in the carnage. He didn't think he'd need Guitar Wolf's help quite so soon."
Yes, that's right.
It's a Japanese Punk Rock Alien-Zombie movie.
rent it tonight folks. . . for a lot of hilarious japanese fun.
"Aliens are invading the planet and turning humans into zombies. After saving his heros, Guitar Wolf, from their manager, and having the honour of becoming their blood brother, wannabe rocker Ace finds himself caught up in the carnage. He didn't think he'd need Guitar Wolf's help quite so soon."
Yes, that's right.
It's a Japanese Punk Rock Alien-Zombie movie.
rent it tonight folks. . . for a lot of hilarious japanese fun.
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Friday, January 28, 2005
Monday, January 17, 2005
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Friday, December 17, 2004
i should probably blog again. . .
Q & A:
Q: How did the firing conversation go?
A: Boss: We're going to have to let you go. . .
Self: Hmm. . . Yeah. . .
Boss: With the pictures all over the internet. . . and someone said they thought it was our establishment . . . and then there's the health department. . . we just can't keep you here. . . you understand.
Self: Yeah. . . OK.
Q: Was your sister really on Room Raiders?
A: Yes.
Q: Did she get picked?
A: No.
Q: Did Midnight Mailman work on the show?
A: Yes, and he had nothing to do with casting.
Q: Did you find a job yet?
A: Yes.
Updates:
1. I now work at Junkman's Daughter's Brother.
2. Yes, I told them why I was fired. . . actually, i wrote on my resume I was fired for being "hilariously inappropriate"
3. I am living with the adorable Rex Adventure
4. WE ARE HAVING A HOLIDAY PARTY.
Q & A:
Q: How did the firing conversation go?
A: Boss: We're going to have to let you go. . .
Self: Hmm. . . Yeah. . .
Boss: With the pictures all over the internet. . . and someone said they thought it was our establishment . . . and then there's the health department. . . we just can't keep you here. . . you understand.
Self: Yeah. . . OK.
Q: Was your sister really on Room Raiders?
A: Yes.
Q: Did she get picked?
A: No.
Q: Did Midnight Mailman work on the show?
A: Yes, and he had nothing to do with casting.
Q: Did you find a job yet?
A: Yes.
Updates:
1. I now work at Junkman's Daughter's Brother.
2. Yes, I told them why I was fired. . . actually, i wrote on my resume I was fired for being "hilariously inappropriate"
3. I am living with the adorable Rex Adventure
4. WE ARE HAVING A HOLIDAY PARTY.
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Monday, November 29, 2004
With the holiday season upon us, i thought you'd all like to know that
THIS IS WHAT I WANT
for Festivus.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT
for Festivus.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
me: vomiting and laughing at the same time is the funniest sound ever.
bunny: if only i were balemic, i would never stop laughing.
laugh your way to shapely hips and thighs.
bunny: if only i were balemic, i would never stop laughing.
laugh your way to shapely hips and thighs.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
someone sitting near us in this coffee shop was telling a story that included this segment:
"i had been living in Crete on this nude beach and then i met Wolfgang and Ulga. . . actually, i was carrying my tin box where i kept my paints and Wolfgang asked why I was carrying a tin box and i explained i was an artist looking to move to germany and that i kept my paints in a tin box so they wouldn't get smooshed, so they invited me to live with them in germany."
"i had been living in Crete on this nude beach and then i met Wolfgang and Ulga. . . actually, i was carrying my tin box where i kept my paints and Wolfgang asked why I was carrying a tin box and i explained i was an artist looking to move to germany and that i kept my paints in a tin box so they wouldn't get smooshed, so they invited me to live with them in germany."
Monday, November 15, 2004
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
i just ordered an airport extreme card with money i should not have spent.
HOWEVER
this means i will be online more often
AND
i will blog more
AND
i will be able to keep everyone updated about my boring, everyday life. . .
for example:
i have to be at work in a few minutes
AND
my boyfriend and dogboy and my seester/bunny threw me a surprise party for my 22nd birthday. refer to fotolog or buzznet to the right for fotos of said event.
HOWEVER
this means i will be online more often
AND
i will blog more
AND
i will be able to keep everyone updated about my boring, everyday life. . .
for example:
i have to be at work in a few minutes
AND
my boyfriend and dogboy and my seester/bunny threw me a surprise party for my 22nd birthday. refer to fotolog or buzznet to the right for fotos of said event.
Sunday, October 17, 2004
V+ has been alive for 26 years, today,
so this is the day we celebrate how much we
appreciate
and love
and adore
and respect
V+
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people ever.
so this is the day we celebrate how much we
appreciate
and love
and adore
and respect
V+
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people ever.
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Saturday, October 09, 2004
Saturday, October 02, 2004
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