Here are a few things I've overheard recently:

"Here's the thing about me and partyin'. . . I could easily, easily be in Municipal Waste.

Read this one with your best Southern accent-
"The thing is, once you catch a 22" trout and mount it on your wall, there really ain't no goin' back."

Er body seen a Leprechaun
say "YEAH!"

. . . and there's more