We have a radio in the bathroom that is usually on. . .

This morning some weird Rennesance Ball-ish music was on.
It made me feel like wearing a gown
and carrying a Masquarade Mask
and presenting myself to the queen

but I was battling a hang-over, ralphing into the toilet instead.
I would have laughed if my diaphram wasn't convulsing

People with big teeth scare me


. . . you all know who you are

i LOVE home movies

ALSO:


I have recently aquired EDIBLE packing peanuts. . .

they taste gross. . .


BUT nonetheless

one can

EAT them

IN OTHER NEWS:






I am hilarious

this is part of an e-mail that i sent to a boy i know. . .

ok, so normally i dont drink vodka, but i purchased said liquor with
my roommate in mind because i know she enjoys a good bloody mary. . .
i also know that she likes monopoly because she wanted to buy it the
other day. . .
and i know that she wants to see BBC's The Office. . .
i am also aware that she took off work for a few days. . .
so . . .
i bought bloody mary stuff. . . . and i bought monopoly. . . and i
rented 2 seasons of The Office. . . and i cleaned the living room. . .
because i thought she'd be home right now. . .
but. . .
she's at her sister's. . .
and i'm sitting here. . .
quite pathetically
with a monopoly board set up. . .
two bloody marys in my system
and a shot of vodka in a philadelphia shot glass on the table. . .
watching the office's special features, because i already watched the
1st season while waiting. . .
even though she didn't say she was coming home .. .
because i thought she would. . . .
so . . .
cheers to me
and how rediculously funny (depressing) some situations can be.

cheers
(at least i have the internet. . . )

I'm glad my name's not Katrina right about now. . .

My leg is asleep, but not in that way that hurts really bad,
the kind that just feels cool to try to walk around on and scratch your toes and stuff. . .
and then, 5 minutes later it feels like millions of ants are crawling around inside your leg,
which isn't so bad, but
when your attempt to get your circulation going again by say, lifting said leg,
the ants all crawl into your blood stream and release fire-ant venom into your system,
creating an altogether well, uncomfortable situation. . .
especially when you're in a room full of people you just met and you stand up at the table or whatever and attempt play it cool
'What? Oh, nothing, my leg's just fallen asleep- it's nothing, I'm fine, thanks'
and really you're attempting to hold back the swearing and grimacing. . .
which rarely works.

oh shit, here it comes.