Sunday, January 18, 2004

journal excerpts:

it's pretty funny when a mormon guy gets your number and calls and asks what you're up to and your reply is "beer pong."

well, that was dissapointing. i thought i heard a skateboard, expecting to see a fine young chap rolling nearer to me, but to my dismay, as i turned all i saw was a small chinese girl witha a rolling backpack. thanks for ruining my day.

never underestimate the power of the uterus.

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