journal excerpts:

it's pretty funny when a mormon guy gets your number and calls and asks what you're up to and your reply is "beer pong."


well, that was dissapointing. i thought i heard a skateboard, expecting to see a fine young chap rolling nearer to me, but to my dismay, as i turned all i saw was a small chinese girl witha a rolling backpack. thanks for ruining my day.


never underestimate the power of the uterus.