OMG!!! I LOVE BRIDGIT! I WISH I COULD HAVE AN 80 YEAR OLD'S WRINKLY BALL SOCK IN MY MOUTH ON THE REG!!! I LOVE PUTTING VARIOUS OINTMENTS ALL UP ON MY MANS.
She's the fun, adorable one. (with a masters and another on the way) Which makes her stand out from the annoying, sporty, "listen to my god-awful laugh" one and the "I'm too self-involved to do that" one.
Yeah, but her degrees are basically Master's in TV. It's like getting a Master's in Physical Education. That poor d-bag probably had to defend a thesis about dodge-ball. While any advanced education IS admirable, I find some degrees more credible than others. That's just my opinion. You still can't deny that she's had her face nose deep in an octogenarian's silver cotton candy. Even if she had a PhD. (in fashion merchandising?), I can't respect the opinion that "Bridget is so fun! I love her passion for life! She seems like the type of girl who would make a great friend!" when she's a character on a TV show. Respect? No. Exploit for my personal entertainment? Most def.
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OMG!!! I LOVE BRIDGIT! I WISH I COULD HAVE AN 80 YEAR OLD'S WRINKLY BALL SOCK IN MY MOUTH ON THE REG!!! I LOVE PUTTING VARIOUS OINTMENTS ALL UP ON MY MANS.
I bet they play kinky bingo and eat fruit cups.
smooch.
Katiest Mo
She's the fun, adorable one. (with a masters and another on the way)
Which makes her stand out from the annoying, sporty, "listen to my god-awful laugh" one and the "I'm too self-involved to do that" one.
Yeah, but her degrees are basically Master's in TV. It's like getting a Master's in Physical Education. That poor d-bag probably had to defend a thesis about dodge-ball. While any advanced education IS admirable, I find some degrees more credible than others. That's just my opinion. You still can't deny that she's had her face nose deep in an octogenarian's silver cotton candy. Even if she had a PhD. (in fashion merchandising?), I can't respect the opinion that "Bridget is so fun! I love her passion for life! She seems like the type of girl who would make a great friend!" when she's a character on a TV show. Respect? No. Exploit for my personal entertainment? Most def.
i like how she's all: lets wrap presents, eat cake and talk about our feelings.
hef's domesticated 'kept' woman.
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