Just one thing:

Learn how to work the effing lights you put on your house, idiots.

I'm sick of all this random blinking and parts of bushes and flower-beds flashing random idiot colors at random idiot times.

You'd think after spending seventy bucks at wal-mart, and climbing all over your roof,
you'd want it to look good, even if only a little.

It's this kind of thing that makes me want to punch you in the throat.




Also- Happy Holidays, May the Magic of the Season give you diarrhea.