this is part of an e-mail that i sent to a boy i know. . .

ok, so normally i dont drink vodka, but i purchased said liquor with
my roommate in mind because i know she enjoys a good bloody mary. . .
i also know that she likes monopoly because she wanted to buy it the
other day. . .
and i know that she wants to see BBC's The Office. . .
i am also aware that she took off work for a few days. . .
so . . .
i bought bloody mary stuff. . . . and i bought monopoly. . . and i
rented 2 seasons of The Office. . . and i cleaned the living room. . .
because i thought she'd be home right now. . .
but. . .
she's at her sister's. . .
and i'm sitting here. . .
quite pathetically
with a monopoly board set up. . .
two bloody marys in my system
and a shot of vodka in a philadelphia shot glass on the table. . .
watching the office's special features, because i already watched the
1st season while waiting. . .
even though she didn't say she was coming home .. .
because i thought she would. . . .
so . . .
cheers to me
and how rediculously funny (depressing) some situations can be.

cheers
(at least i have the internet. . . )