I love that TV guide thinks House fans would like to buy dvds of Little House on The Prairie.

Merry Kristenmas to me

This has resurfaced.
I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.
Like blogger for example. ;)
I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.
As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."
LIKE THIS

To clear things up a bit-
It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.
I was sober.
My manager on duty took the pictures.
She was also my roommate later on.
The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.
I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.
I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.
woops?
Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day.
He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook.
Not so.
Oh well.
Now I'm famous.
See?



Google image search "cheer up"

i'm page 1 or 2

I think that if you're the cause of an an accident you should not be allowed to get body work done so we all know who the crap drivers are.

There's a (full) moon out tonight

I want to eat cute things

I bought a tiny, adorable phone charm that is also a bell



so now i'm a cat

This is for my sister.

I ordered one.

Rene showed me this.

This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .



So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?

AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.

Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.

I just listened to Too Much Booty in The Pants in it's entirety. 

That song is 4 minutes and 54 seconds long. 

I want to bite off Drew Barrymmore's cute fucking nose.
That'll give her something to cry about.



She was cute when she was a drunk little girl


ETG:  have you ever seen this. . .
CR:    yes. gross.
          double tramp stamps
ETG: i love the first comment
ETG: "God she was a trashy bucket of hot sex back then. What I wouldn't do that to c dumpster."
CR:    ha ha ha ha
           i just read that
ETG: she makes the worst movies ever
CR:    how can you say that? boys on the side? come on!
ETG:  lol
CR:    riding in cars with boys

          
           babes in toyland

           
ETG:  her movie posters all indicate all the things i hate in movies - like 

           pregnancy, romance, and hearts 

           and 'dates'

           

           
CR": batman forever
           
          

ETG: her movie posters are all: The man is looking at drew
          all of them... sware to god
          or her head is touching a man's head  
         
          
           EVER AFTER
ETG:  FLOWER FILMS
CR:     flower films?
ETG:  thats the name of her production company
           obviously a name chosen by a drunk little girl
           . . . thats given up on life
          Flower Films, Inc.
          9220 Sunset Blvd., #309
          Los Angeles, CA 90069
          (310) 285-0200
          you can call her
CR:   sweet  
         she's not available.
         i left a message to "phone home"

ETG:  

          HA HA HA HA HA HA

happy halloween

love,
slacker rabbit

I'm working the BET Hip Hop awards. . .
I'm so happy it's
SHOW DAY!

BET

Red Carpet

Ludacris' rehursal

PO

As requested:

i miss greg


because of things like this


and this

why has no one bought me
this?

These











and then this

Caught on camera-phone
This is my summer



I ride to work with this guy sometimes.


I hang out with this guy



and this guy


and this guy


and this guy


and this guy



who also has this guy



and this guy



and sometimes this guy



and a guy who wears this shirt


I met this crazy woman in a park . . . after she collapsed way across the parking lot and we tried to help her.
She drove over to where we were sitting 10 or 15 minutes later and demanded we each stand up and hug her.
She said she was on a picnic date and was only wearing a bikini and a sarong
She left the car door open and it was still beeping when she sat down and started asking us weird questions.
She said she was on a picnic and that she made fried chicken and mac & cheese and such, but we later found a bag of taco bell with a taco salad in it and a bunch of paper plates. . . And the blanket she laid out.
She swore she wasn't on drugs and wore a giant "wedding ring" that she bought for herself at a walmart.
Reynoldsburg, OH

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i went to this house
Newark, OH


yes, this one



and this one, where a woman told me, there are actually "more like 60 cats" and she has a series of lazers all across her lawn and bear traps set outside her windows, so she doesn't need an alarm system. Plus, she once beat up neighborhood kids with a metal rod, so they know not to mess with her. She drove a pink truck that I liked, but she hated.
Mansfield



And I went to this house, where they all only wore orange shirts. . . for middle school spirit. . .
Mansfield


I went to this town.
A woman in a mcdonalds told us we "need to come back for the popcorn festival."
she was confused that we lived "in the city" 40 miles away and that "the elephant ears are worth it"
Marion


Columbus has Bruce Lee's Chinese Food, so you know it's a good city


even though this bar doesn't allow roller shoes. . .
Dayton


A lot of people have these birds around their houses.
These people had a Brinks system & a detached garage and weren't home.
Columbus


And one person had this by their gate.
I was told by a neighbor that they sold drugs.
Marion


And three people had marshmallows by their drive ways.
They all lived on different streets.
Columbus


I saw this birthday cake.


And these ice cream sandwiches.
A neighbor told me that they don't need a security system because the police don't respond in his neighborhood. He said those lines on the sidewalk are from a guy who rides his snow-plow wherever he goes "and the police won't do nothin about it." He wasn't too worried because he told me "people know not to mess with me."
That's my favorite.

And I found these in a store and didn't buy one. . . and i'm still kicking myself


I didn't buy these either, and i still kind of want them. . .

I did buy one of these though.


I went to an arcade bar and this guy was there.


And I went to Toronto.



But I think I'm ready to go to Atlanta and Louisville and New York and Portland and Vancouver and Virginia Beach. . .
Everyone in my office is slowly leaving.
There are like, 8 of us now. . .
I'm totally not doing pre-season next year.
I've been here too long.
But I got stories. . .