i miss atlanta.

i wanna go home.
fuck this place.
i miss my family and
my friends and
lame indie kids and
old, fat strippers and
bars and
karaoke.

and i miss sloppy
a
lot.

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i can fit 21 cheese balls in my mouth

someone i know. . . .
just told me they weren't available because they:
"have an interview as a phone sex operator"

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obligation

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about 12 hours ago after swimming and hot tubbing at a nearby apartment complex we thought it would be cool to sleep on the roof.
we woke up a few hours later soaking wet and freezing.
i will probably get sick.

wtf?

our neighbor's name is john aneema.
i haven't ever seen it in writing though,
so it may very well be spelled enema.

happy birthday william.

i should be writing thesis papers.

today i counted on my fingers the days it has been since i bathed.
. . .
if you're counting on your fingers there is probably a problem with your personal hygiene.

i have been inspired to put my old blog back on the web
by www.stupiddrawings.com

watch for a link shortly.

So, i've recently come to realize that most people don't know about microwaved peeps.
put a peep or 2 on a plate and put it in the mocrowave for about 30 seconds.
eat it with a fork.
it gets all crunchy and delicious.

it is very strange when you wake up to someone asking you a question and you just can't seem to get your brain to work. . .
you just end up asking yourself and the other person "what?" over and over.
this morning:
"have you seen my make-up bag?" my mom says
"hu?" my brain is trying to steady itself.
"my make-up bag, is it in here?"
"no. . . what?"
"oh, its right there."
"huh? yeah. oh, sorry. yeah. i borrowed that yesterday."


i didn't do any drugs.

i hate those automatic flushing toilets.
every SINGLE time i turn around and lean in
to search for the handle, suddenly
SWOOSH!
the overly-powerful flush startles the fuck out of me.
luckily, i've already peed by this time. . .

A guy i know who is in a band
and is about to move to Cali to
-get signed-
is insisting we all call him by
his new alias
"Champ Champaign."
He claims he plans to
change his name legally
to said alias.

Why the hell would anyone choose a name
that's so easy to make fun of?

His name is Joey.
Joey is a Chump.

it's pretty bad when you realize the disney channel is on in the background. . . and that you've seen that episode of even stevens.

ROCK it Rummy

"the goblet is an underrated fashion accessory" -sean kiskel

i agree

i think i'm in love and i can't eat.

so now i have nothing to do.

My thumb hurts from playing video games all night.

It's a good kind of hurt.

It's Super Tuesday!

vote you lazy bastard.
how can you say no?
it's super.


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