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about 12 hours ago after swimming and hot tubbing at a nearby apartment complex we thought it would be cool to sleep on the roof.
we woke up a few hours later soaking wet and freezing.
i will probably get sick.

wtf?

our neighbor's name is john aneema.
i haven't ever seen it in writing though,
so it may very well be spelled enema.

happy birthday william.

i should be writing thesis papers.

today i counted on my fingers the days it has been since i bathed.
. . .
if you're counting on your fingers there is probably a problem with your personal hygiene.

i have been inspired to put my old blog back on the web
by www.stupiddrawings.com

watch for a link shortly.

So, i've recently come to realize that most people don't know about microwaved peeps.
put a peep or 2 on a plate and put it in the mocrowave for about 30 seconds.
eat it with a fork.
it gets all crunchy and delicious.

it is very strange when you wake up to someone asking you a question and you just can't seem to get your brain to work. . .
you just end up asking yourself and the other person "what?" over and over.
this morning:
"have you seen my make-up bag?" my mom says
"hu?" my brain is trying to steady itself.
"my make-up bag, is it in here?"
"no. . . what?"
"oh, its right there."
"huh? yeah. oh, sorry. yeah. i borrowed that yesterday."


i didn't do any drugs.

i hate those automatic flushing toilets.
every SINGLE time i turn around and lean in
to search for the handle, suddenly
SWOOSH!
the overly-powerful flush startles the fuck out of me.
luckily, i've already peed by this time. . .

A guy i know who is in a band
and is about to move to Cali to
-get signed-
is insisting we all call him by
his new alias
"Champ Champaign."
He claims he plans to
change his name legally
to said alias.

Why the hell would anyone choose a name
that's so easy to make fun of?

His name is Joey.
Joey is a Chump.

it's pretty bad when you realize the disney channel is on in the background. . . and that you've seen that episode of even stevens.

ROCK it Rummy

"the goblet is an underrated fashion accessory" -sean kiskel

i agree

i think i'm in love and i can't eat.

so now i have nothing to do.

My thumb hurts from playing video games all night.

It's a good kind of hurt.

It's Super Tuesday!

vote you lazy bastard.
how can you say no?
it's super.


Go Edwards Go!

Today is my lovely sister Allison's 23rd birthday.
Check my fotolog to see how much I love her because I don't have time to write before i go out dancing with her and don't want to ruin my makeup. . . and i will if I think about how much she means to me and how lost I would be without her.
Allison is the reason I feel bad for every kid who was an only child.

I love you Bunny Ducky.

i love it when i bring OCD boys home and they scrub my pans really well.

thanks, white stripes, for popularizing what i call "the emover"

the family is out of town for the week and i'm all alone.
all alone to fill the bathtub up all the way
and leave my towels and clothes all over the floor in a ball
i've been leaving the door open when i pee.
i'm all alone to sing old jazzy songs really loudly to myself
(and to the cat.)
alone to leave the refrigerator door open because this time,
there IS a movie showing in there.
i've been messing up rooms and leaving my stuff everywhere.
i've been leaving milk out and dishes in the sink.
i've been borrowing my little brother's truck
and parking in the drive-way so no one else can get out.
and generally
rebelling it out.
i skipped school 3 times.

me: how was dinner?
ben: it was good! ally is fun, i enjoyed her company a lot.
me: she's a doll
me: . . . like, an insane doll
me: that comes to life at night and tries to kill you

Mom mom read my blog.

When I get really rich i'm gonna buy my friends the same car. . . Same make, same model, same bright pink color. I'm thinking like, SUVs with no keyless entry or electronic beeping car alarm panic button or anything. No way of telling them apart. I'd keep the titles in my name and offer my friends a free car they aren't allowed to modify physically. No paint jobs, no stickers, nothing unless I say so.
They'll all come over for a party and park in the driveway and all around my house. The next morning they'd all be very confused as to which one was theirs.
I would laugh and laugh, as my car would be different.