Monday, July 02, 2012
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
So excited this show is running again!
EVENT INFORMATION
Samurai Davis Jr. & Dim Sum's Super Mega Happy Fun Time Improv Show!
presented by Dad's Garage Theatre Company
This truly outrageous Japanese-style game show was a smash hit for Dad's in the Summer of 2008. Hosted by 2 sassy Asian-style game show hosts along with a slew of audacious assistants - this innovative improv format is like Let's Make a Deal meets Double Dare. Improvisers choose from 3 closed doors and must incorporate whatever's lurking behind them in their scene, and the losing team is punished in a number of disturbingly hilarious ways!
* Please note: Tickets purchased in advance are now $2 cheaper than tickets purchased at the door!
Event Website
come see it with me on a friday?
EVENT INFORMATION
Samurai Davis Jr. & Dim Sum's Super Mega Happy Fun Time Improv Show!
presented by Dad's Garage Theatre Company
This truly outrageous Japanese-style game show was a smash hit for Dad's in the Summer of 2008. Hosted by 2 sassy Asian-style game show hosts along with a slew of audacious assistants - this innovative improv format is like Let's Make a Deal meets Double Dare. Improvisers choose from 3 closed doors and must incorporate whatever's lurking behind them in their scene, and the losing team is punished in a number of disturbingly hilarious ways!
* Please note: Tickets purchased in advance are now $2 cheaper than tickets purchased at the door!
Event Website
come see it with me on a friday?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Kristen's facebook status reads: Drinking tea. Earl grey. Hot
Josh instant messages:
Josh
earl grey eh? that's the only tea i can drink.
besides iced tea...which isn't really tea at all but a delicious tonic of sugar and water
oh and sleepytime tea
Kristen
you should buy mighty leaf vanilla bean
it's delicious.
it's also an elitist tea because you can't find it anywhere & have to order it on the i nterweb
Josh
ooohhh fancy:)
i must warn you that i still think maxwell house coffee tastes fine. katie tells me i have horrible tastebuds
i think i can just somehow taste the money im saving
I think Josh is hilarious and you should too.
Josh instant messages:
Josh
earl grey eh? that's the only tea i can drink.
besides iced tea...which isn't really tea at all but a delicious tonic of sugar and water
oh and sleepytime tea
Kristen
you should buy mighty leaf vanilla bean
it's delicious.
it's also an elitist tea because you can't find it anywhere & have to order it on the i nterweb
Josh
ooohhh fancy:)
i must warn you that i still think maxwell house coffee tastes fine. katie tells me i have horrible tastebuds
i think i can just somehow taste the money im saving
I think Josh is hilarious and you should too.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Merry Kristenmas to me
This has resurfaced.
I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.
Like blogger for example. ;)
I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.
As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."
LIKE THIS
To clear things up a bit-
It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.
I was sober.
My manager on duty took the pictures.
She was also my roommate later on.
The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.
I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.
I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.
woops?
Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day.
He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook.
Not so.
Oh well.
Now I'm famous.
See?
Google image search "cheer up"
i'm page 1 or 2
This has resurfaced.
I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.
Like blogger for example. ;)
I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.
As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."
LIKE THIS
To clear things up a bit-
It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.
I was sober.
My manager on duty took the pictures.
She was also my roommate later on.
The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.
I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.
I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.
woops?
Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day.
He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook.
Not so.
Oh well.
Now I'm famous.
See?
Google image search "cheer up"
i'm page 1 or 2
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .
So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?
AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.
Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .
So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?
AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.
Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.
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