Lethal Gene Load

2010-02-28T13:21:00.002-05:00

HAPPY BIRFDAY BUNZ

i'm glad to have such a lovely seester!a cake for you

2009-12-24T04:48:00.000-05:00

current obsession

2009-10-07T13:17:00.000-04:00

For Bunny

How to fold a towel lobster

2009-06-28T14:30:00.002-04:00

dead

2009-05-05T16:26:00.001-04:00

Whoa, that was 2 months?

2009-03-01T12:30:00.001-05:00

i got mugged on monday & forgot to call my sister yesterday for her birthday

otherwise, all is well
;)

2009-01-31T15:28:00.001-05:00

I'm down so this is for me.

2009-01-30T15:25:00.003-05:00

So excited this show is running again!

EVENT INFORMATION

Samurai Davis Jr. & Dim Sum's Super Mega Happy Fun Time Improv Show!
presented by Dad's Garage Theatre Company

This truly outrageous Japanese-style game show was a smash hit for Dad's in the Summer of 2008. Hosted by 2 sassy Asian-style game show hosts along with a slew of audacious assistants - this innovative improv format is like Let's Make a Deal meets Double Dare. Improvisers choose from 3 closed doors and must incorporate whatever's lurking behind them in their scene, and the losing team is punished in a number of disturbingly hilarious ways!

* Please note: Tickets purchased in advance are now $2 cheaper than tickets purchased at the door!

Event Website

come see it with me on a friday?

2009-01-21T23:13:00.001-05:00

2009-01-17T13:41:00.004-05:00

Why is the one on the right so much more expensive?
Any ~~black~~ African American readers out there?

2009-01-14T21:21:00.002-05:00

So I have a cold

and an imagination

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Turns out Emergen-C and Vanilla syrup = Creamsicle.

Oh man, I wonder what it would taste like with vanilla protein powder and ice. . .

2009-01-14T20:04:00.002-05:00

Kristen's facebook status reads: Drinking tea. Earl grey. Hot
Josh instant messages:
Josh
earl grey eh? that's the only tea i can drink.
besides iced tea...which isn't really tea at all but a delicious tonic of sugar and water
oh and sleepytime tea
Kristen
you should buy mighty leaf vanilla bean
it's delicious.
it's also an elitist tea because you can't find it anywhere & have to order it on the i nterweb
Josh
ooohhh fancy:)
i must warn you that i still think maxwell house coffee tastes fine. katie tells me i have horrible tastebuds
i think i can just somehow taste the money im saving

I think Josh is hilarious and you should too.

2009-01-09T12:28:00.000-05:00

i think my wallet got stole

2009-01-05T20:12:00.003-05:00

I don't have a job.
so
I'M GOING TO MEXICO
bringing a backpack and my last $31

2008-12-29T01:06:00.001-05:00

I love that TV guide thinks House fans would like to buy dvds of Little House on The Prairie.

2008-12-24T21:54:00.007-05:00

Merry Kristenmas to me

This has resurfaced.
I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.
Like blogger for example. ;)
I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.
As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."
LIKE THIS

To clear things up a bit-
It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.
I was sober.
My manager on duty took the pictures.
She was also my roommate later on.
The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.
I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.
I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.
woops?
Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day.
He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook.
Not so.
Oh well.
Now I'm famous.
See?

Google image search "cheer up"

i'm page 1 or 2

2008-12-23T21:57:00.003-05:00

I think that if you're the cause of an an accident you should not be allowed to get body work done so we all know who the crap drivers are.

2008-12-12T15:01:00.001-05:00

There's a (full) moon out tonight

2008-12-11T16:04:00.003-05:00

I want to eat cute things

2008-12-09T21:09:00.001-05:00

I bought a tiny, adorable phone charm that is also a bell

so now i'm a cat

2008-12-07T17:03:00.001-05:00

This is for my sister.

2008-11-25T04:16:00.001-05:00

I ordered one.

2008-11-21T16:25:00.000-05:00

Rene showed me this.

2008-11-15T02:06:00.002-05:00

This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .

So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?

AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.

Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.

2008-11-14T23:26:00.002-05:00

I just listened to Too Much Booty in The Pants in it's entirety.

That song is 4 minutes and 54 seconds long.

2008-11-06T13:38:00.011-05:00

I want to bite off Drew Barrymmore's cute fucking nose.
That'll give her something to cry about.

She was cute when she was a drunk little girl

ETG: have you ever seen this. . .
CR: yes. gross.
double tramp stamps
ETG: i love the first comment
ETG: "God she was a trashy bucket of hot sex back then. What I wouldn't do that to c dumpster."
CR: ha ha ha ha
i just read that
ETG: she makes the worst movies ever
CR: how can you say that? boys on the side? come on!
ETG: lol
CR: riding in cars with boys

babes in toyland

ETG: her movie posters all indicate all the things i hate in movies - like

pregnancy, romance, and hearts

and 'dates'

CR": batman forever

ETG: her movie posters are all: The man is looking at drew
   all of them... sware to god
   or her head is touching a man's head


   EVER AFTER
ETG: FLOWER FILMS
CR: flower films?
ETG: thats the name of her production company
   obviously a name chosen by a drunk little girl
   . . . thats given up on life
   Flower Films, Inc.
   9220 Sunset Blvd., #309
   Los Angeles, CA 90069
   (310) 285-0200
   you can call her
CR: sweet
   she's not available.
   i left a message to "phone home"

ETG:

HA HA HA HA HA HA

2008-11-05T23:12:00.001-05:00

happy halloween

love,
slacker rabbit

2008-10-18T14:56:00.002-04:00

I'm working the BET Hip Hop awards. . .
I'm so happy it's
SHOW DAY!

BET

Red Carpet

Ludacris' rehursal

PO

2008-10-06T15:32:00.000-04:00

As requested:

2008-09-13T05:53:00.002-04:00

i miss greg

because of things like this

and this

2008-09-13T05:44:00.000-04:00

why has no one bought me
this?

2008-09-11T02:53:00.001-04:00

These

and then this

2008-08-16T00:11:00.016-04:00

Caught on camera-phone
This is my summer

I ride to work with this guy sometimes.

I hang out with this guy

and this guy

and this guy

and this guy

and this guy

who also has this guy

and this guy

and sometimes this guy

and a guy who wears this shirt

I met this crazy woman in a park . . . after she collapsed way across the parking lot and we tried to help her.
She drove over to where we were sitting 10 or 15 minutes later and demanded we each stand up and hug her.
She said she was on a picnic date and was only wearing a bikini and a sarong
She left the car door open and it was still beeping when she sat down and started asking us weird questions.
She said she was on a picnic and that she made fried chicken and mac & cheese and such, but we later found a bag of taco bell with a taco salad in it and a bunch of paper plates. . . And the blanket she laid out.
She swore she wasn't on drugs and wore a giant "wedding ring" that she bought for herself at a walmart.
Reynoldsburg, OH

z
i went to this house
Newark, OH

yes, this one

and this one, where a woman told me, there are actually "more like 60 cats" and she has a series of lazers all across her lawn and bear traps set outside her windows, so she doesn't need an alarm system. Plus, she once beat up neighborhood kids with a metal rod, so they know not to mess with her. She drove a pink truck that I liked, but she hated.
Mansfield

And I went to this house, where they all only wore orange shirts. . . for middle school spirit. . .
Mansfield

I went to this town.
A woman in a mcdonalds told us we "need to come back for the popcorn festival."
she was confused that we lived "in the city" 40 miles away and that "the elephant ears are worth it"
Marion

Columbus has Bruce Lee's Chinese Food, so you know it's a good city

even though this bar doesn't allow roller shoes. . .
Dayton

A lot of people have these birds around their houses.
These people had a Brinks system & a detached garage and weren't home.
Columbus

And one person had this by their gate.
I was told by a neighbor that they sold drugs.
Marion

And three people had marshmallows by their drive ways.
They all lived on different streets.
Columbus

I saw this birthday cake.

And these ice cream sandwiches.
A neighbor told me that they don't need a security system because the police don't respond in his neighborhood. He said those lines on the sidewalk are from a guy who rides his snow-plow wherever he goes "and the police won't do nothin about it." He wasn't too worried because he told me "people know not to mess with me."
That's my favorite.

And I found these in a store and didn't buy one. . . and i'm still kicking myself

I didn't buy these either, and i still kind of want them. . .

I did buy one of these though.

I went to an arcade bar and this guy was there.

And I went to Toronto.

But I think I'm ready to go to Atlanta and Louisville and New York and Portland and Vancouver and Virginia Beach. . .
Everyone in my office is slowly leaving.
There are like, 8 of us now. . .
I'm totally not doing pre-season next year.
I've been here too long.
But I got stories. . .

2008-06-22T22:46:00.002-04:00

2008-05-28T13:27:00.002-04:00

To quote Britney Spears,
as I do just about everyday,

"Gimmie gimmie more
gimmie more
gimmie gimmie"

2008-05-15T17:52:00.004-04:00

Now that I'm an official Peddler, I thought I'd change up my pitches a little.
Here are a few lines I've been practicing:

With APX Alarm,
to your home shan't a burglar cause harm!

Motion Detector, Glass Break Sensor,
with these items, no theif shall enter!

Ideas?

2008-05-10T21:08:00.003-04:00

I made the mistake of going to a Captain D's today.
(Yeah yeah, Captain D's nuuuuts, right guys, get it out now)

I know that most of my readers probably said "ew, why?" audibly because the previous statement about eating at a chain fast food restaurant that primarily sells fried fish seems like a horrible idea Kristen, duh.

I had never been & I was hungry & I am sick of Burger King veggie burgers & someone I know was in a Captain D's commercial as a child. . . so I figured, LET'S DO THIS! (alone)

Mistake #1: Deciding to "DO THIS!"

Mistake #2: Asking the employee "What's your favorite thing?"

Mistake #3: Ordering the " Fish & Shrimp Special"

Mistake #4: Ordering a water; Now that I think about it, I believe I paid for a drink.

So I made some mistakes . . .

While waiting for my food to come up to the counter, a family came in behind me.
One or more persons in this party smelled like a FILTHY dog.
RANK and NAUSEATING.
My food came up to the counter, not onto the counter as you might have thought.
Remember, at this point I hadn't eaten in 8 hours or so.
I moved away quickly to join the (2) other patrons in the "Dining Room"

MUSIC: The music seemed to be a manager's mix tape of forgotten soft hits from the 90's & forgotten soft hits for the Lord, seemingly also from the 90's.

THE BATHROOM: The bathroom had a handwritten sign on it that read "NO SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM PLEASE"
Apparently there had been problems in the past.
It didn't look too bad inside, but I took no chances, I could see what kind of asses were regulars on those toilets. (Regulars. ha.)
I washed my hands.

THE DINING EXPERIENCE: As I began to peel the fried batter from the fish, I heard the sounds of hacking and snorting from the woman to my right. . . She appeared to be on a date with a man 20 years her senior. She was no Spring chicken, but he was definitely either her father, or the older man she loved (living off of his social security checks.)

The family of 4 finally moves into the Dining Room, carrying 5 trays.
I pray they don't sit near me.

This is how God proves he exists in my life.
OR
They felt needed to be at the table that's closest to the pumpable tarter sauce.
Either way
Thank you.

The family consisted of an old OLD lady and a large mom figure whose curly mass of hair looked as though she tried to bleach it herself. . . 3 months ago, 5 times in the same day.
It was that orange-ish poop-ish color that happens . . .
It looked like it probably felt like the dog that one of them smelled like.

The woman on the date had similar hair, but hers had seen conditioner at least once this month and was slightly a different color.

Back to the family. The children accompanying the women were 15 and 17? Both Boys.
The younger of the two weighed probably as much as the large lady and the old woman combined.
Acne.
The Older of the two was wearing those ridiculously wide, slip-knot style pants and a Mountain Dew t-shirt.
I think he and his mom dyed their hair together, because his was almost the same color. . . but straight, like a horse.
Although, I think a horse's hair would be softer.
I would be willing to bet on that.
(I'm trying to think of a "placing bets" horse races joke, but i got nothin)

I enjoyed the hush puppies that came with my meal.
That is all.

I realized about 10 minutes into it that I hadn't really eaten much because the batter took so long to peel off. . .
i KNOW, but I thought I wanted a little fried food. a little. not a PLATE full.
I hadn't eaten much and I wasn't full by any means but my body began to react.
I felt light headed.
I think I almost passed out.
I think I came close to having a heart attack because I could feel my heart violently pumping the oil on through.
I swear, if I ever have a heart attack I will be very very angry with myself because I will know deep down inside, this meal was the reason. AND IT WAS NOT WORTH IT.

As I left I touched nothing. I kicked all doors to open them.

I noticed on my way out that the family who began eating after me, had left before me.
Yes, 4 people, 5 trays, 6 minutes.

And finally here's a "Beautiful portrait" that came up on the google image search:

Captain D's
www.flickr.com/photos/maintrainonline/135214244/

2008-04-24T21:32:00.001-04:00

I am officially a sales person.

2008-04-22T23:45:00.001-04:00

HOLY AWESOME

Kt is finally blogging

2008-04-17T22:49:00.002-04:00

You know it's promising when a guy gives you his e-mail address and it reads: rollaphatj@hothoo.com

2008-04-17T19:15:00.000-04:00

This Guy.

2008-04-08T13:04:00.003-04:00

Hook it UP

2008-03-26T00:58:00.003-04:00

When's the last time you did a proper head-stand?
I asked myself that a few moments ago & decided to make the answer to that question March 26, 2008!

You should try it again, keeping in mind that it's really easy to hurt your neck. . .

2008-03-25T16:40:00.005-04:00

Holy crap.
I just e-mailed BOB.

The bus driver is Jim Henson.

2008-03-25T00:26:00.001-04:00

I'm so into this sketch.
I know what me & my unsuspecting friends are going to be for Halloween 08.

2008-03-24T02:41:00.002-04:00

Fitness made photoshop!

I'm not saying he's a fake or a farce. . .
I'm JUST saying that he looks like his face is photoshopped onto his body and that no one should look like that.

ever.

but rock and roll John Basedow . . . I hope you make millions on your confusing body.

2008-03-24T02:11:00.003-04:00

i want to do one hilarious movie and meet a bunch of celebs and host snl and such.
i mean gosh napoleon.

2008-03-24T02:03:00.002-04:00

i want to make a reality show staring all of the people who were eliminated first on reality shows.

2008-03-23T23:06:00.000-04:00

2008-03-22T22:39:00.002-04:00

It's bad enough that the product is called "Mucinex."
Is this ongoing snot marketing really necessary?
Foul.

2008-03-20T01:29:00.000-04:00

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods In The World

2008-03-20T00:22:00.001-04:00

I totally stole this post from scarnsworth

2008-03-19T20:40:00.002-04:00

I always end up bawling when I watch Animal Planet. . .

Why so much of that horrifying animal cops show and orphaned starving baby elephants and abused chimps?

Bring on more Puppy Bowl & Planets Funniest Animals

The baby just died. I officially can't handle Animal Planet.

2008-03-06T22:51:00.003-05:00

I'm totally listening to "Opps I Did It Again" right now.

That is just so typically me.
oh baby baby.

yea yea yea yea yea yeah.

2008-03-03T02:07:00.004-05:00

Giant chicklet teeth.
I think I might scream in horror if I ever meet Gary Busey.

2008-02-28T13:38:00.010-05:00

HAPPY BIRFDAY BUNNY!
I love you like Haim loves Feldman.

(yes, like hot hot drug abusing teen sensations with the same name- that kind of love)

I love you more than:

Flying

Tiny Zombie Animals

Myspace.com

New York

Google Image Search: Porridge

Internet Friends

Dog Shows

The South

Art

Reflections

The Daily Show

Rats & Goldfish

& ZB's cat on cuteoverload.com

A lot.

2008-02-26T21:26:00.002-05:00

There's nothing more disgusting than a dripping MTA train.

2008-02-21T01:03:00.004-05:00

You are everyone's dream girl Bridget

2008-02-16T13:04:00.001-05:00

Word of the Day Archive
Saturday February 16, 2008
Today's Word | Yesterday's Word | Previous Words | Subscribe for Free | Help

virago \vuh-RAH-go; vuh-RAY-go\, noun:
1. A woman of extraordinary stature, strength, and courage.
2. A woman regarded as loud, scolding, ill-tempered, quarrelsome, or overbearing.

I love this word.

Everyone in American can describe Hilary Clinton as a virago.

2008-02-11T00:22:00.001-05:00

If anyone wants to start a Jam Skating Team in the Louisville area, I'm totally down.

2008-02-10T03:39:00.000-05:00

1. I hate Billy Mayes.

2. I need to go to bed.

2008-02-10T03:22:00.001-05:00

After watching a commercial about personalized teddy bears, which was like two and a half minutes long, I decided to visit the web site to see just how much their eharmony-likepersonalized bears were.

This Teddy Bear is One Hundred and nine dollars .

This one's my favorite.

2008-02-10T02:37:00.001-05:00

It turns out that the mom from one of the funniest shows i have ever seen is also the mom from one of the unfunniest shows i have ever seen.

Listen to this shitty vcr recording for Jessica Walter

2008-02-10T00:49:00.001-05:00

When I was 16 I worked at a skating rink.

One of my favorite things to do was to slowly begin to walk next to a slow skater around the inner circle.
Every once in a while I'd glance over & about a quarter of the way around the rink, they'd start to go a little faster, and i'd start walking faster until I was at a slow jog and they were giving it their all to go faster than their level of ability and looking at me terrified. Then I'd suddenly turn away.

Or

I really liked whistling at people and saying things like "If I see you do that again, you're totally out of here man- you can't be doing that, seriously"
and then they'd say "what?"
and i'd say "You know what you did man, just don't do it again"
and then I'd tell them to go skate and if they still wanted to know what it was that they were almost in trouble for, I'd tell them not to "be smart with me" & "don't press your luck" and things of that nature.
I usually did that to the kids who seemed like jerks.

confusion = comedy

Also- sometimes I drove to work wearing quads which I don't think was very safe.

2008-02-04T01:47:00.001-05:00

2008-02-03T23:10:00.000-05:00

I love Arrested Development.

2008-01-03T14:40:00.000-05:00

ETG: You know who would be really fun to fight?
Me: who
ETG: Janice Dickinson.
ME: *laughter*
ETG: I'm going to start writing her taunting e-mails. . . With her strip-mall modeling agency. . .
Me: . . . with public school carpeting with track lighting. Just tell her she's not pretty anymore.
ETG: I'm going to fight Janice Dickinson this year.

Resolution #1

2008-01-03T00:38:00.000-05:00

How are there NO youtube videos that come up in a search for "Ken Nugent"

One call, that's all.

2007-11-19T23:55:00.001-05:00

VOTE

2007-11-19T22:25:00.001-05:00

I think this newscast warrants a second post.
thanks again bunny

2007-11-19T22:21:00.000-05:00

Cheers to you Designing Women.

2007-11-18T00:20:00.001-05:00

I'm glad my last name isn't Peterson.

2007-10-14T21:22:00.000-04:00

I love living in a city where I can always get the onion for free.

2007-10-12T19:40:00.000-04:00

There was a guy in our neighborhood when I was little who used to unicycle with his kids on his shoulders.

My Dad bought one too.

I could go up and down my driveway & then my mom gave it away because she didn't realize anyone was using it. . .

2007-09-27T10:16:00.000-04:00

I went to a taping of The Montel Williams Show" yesterday.
I love that he lets the audience ask questions.

"yes min-tel woolliums- i would jis like to axe you how do i get a ghost-writer to do a play wright?"

2007-06-29T13:55:00.000-04:00

Road Trip 2K7 - "The Hotessey"
has officially begun.

Day 2-
Kt & I went white water rafting with our guide-friend Dan on the Ocoee river in TN.

horrah.

(that's right, i posted. . . it's a good thing you checked again.)

2007-01-25T21:26:00.000-05:00

A girl in the line in front of me at the bank said this to someone on her cell phone:
(wow, that's a lot of prepositional phrases for one sentence)

"Is it bad to stop breathing?"

. . .

"but why is it bad though?"

2006-12-06T10:39:00.000-05:00

Is It Okay To Feed A Pet Rabbit Cabbage?

2006-11-29T17:29:00.000-05:00

I just got fired for sexually harassing a Mexican in the kitchen.

2006-08-23T17:54:00.000-04:00

Yesterday I went to the Dentist

and overheard:

"Can you. . . do you have sinus problems?
Are you able to breath out of your nose?"

Ew. Fogging up his tiny mirror. . .
Mouth-breathing. . .
That's why I will never be a Dentist.

2006-06-20T01:51:00.002-04:00

Did I Do That?

No.
Jaleel White did not commit suicide.

Thanks (for nothing) to all of you who sent me (false) text messages, e-mails, voice mails, etc.

2006-05-20T11:22:00.000-04:00

HAPPY ARMED FORCES DAY!

2006-04-11T13:18:00.000-04:00

Here are a few things I've overheard recently:

"Here's the thing about me and partyin'. . . I could easily, easily be in Municipal Waste.

Read this one with your best Southern accent-
"The thing is, once you catch a 22" trout and mount it on your wall, there really ain't no goin' back."

2006-04-01T21:12:00.000-05:00

Er body seen a Leprechaun
say "YEAH!"

. . . and there's more

2006-03-13T23:45:00.000-05:00

On a MUCH smaller scale, like my amazingly lucky, lovely and spectacular sister, I also get to see free shows. . .

See Figures A and C Below depicting a Free G-Love concert that was fantastic by the way:

Figure A

Figure B

Figure C

Compare Figures A, B, and C.

Please keep in mind this conversation was all shouted over very loud music to a girl, (and later, with slight variations, to a guy,) I didn't know.

Me: *Excessive, explosive laughter*
(Yelling over the music)
The bassist guy looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman!

Concert Girl: *Continued "jamming" to the music*
(Big THC Smile)
Who looks like what?!

Me: *continued laughter*
The bassist- he looks like Philip Seymore. . . Have you seen Happiness?

Concert Girl: Yeah, this show is happen'en

Me: *laughter dying down slightly*
N-no. . . Happiness! The movie; It's hilarious!
Punch Drunk Love?
Capote?
Philip Seymour Hoffman!
Love Liza?!

Concert Girl: I love G-Love!

Me: *laughter gone*
Nonono. . . Liza. . . .

Concert Girl: Awesome! I'm Becca! Wanna hit this?

Me: . . . Ok

So Becca, or that other guy, if you are reading, this is what I was talking about

2006-02-28T12:47:00.000-05:00

I
love
you
so
much

2006-02-15T13:37:00.000-05:00

I miss Mason

2006-02-09T11:37:00.000-05:00

Have A WONDERful Day.

2006-02-05T01:33:00.000-05:00

I'm sick of the stuff I know how to make. Send me recipes.

2006-01-25T10:55:00.000-05:00

My Father Abraham in Smurfland record is MISSING!

"Beer, beer, smurfing beer, it tastes like beer but it isn't beer!"

Megaman, did I leave it at your house?

2006-01-13T17:26:00.001-05:00

If you yet to read the DC Comics materpieces JUSTICE (#1-3 of 12),

you should.
You won't regret it.

2006-01-06T22:50:00.000-05:00

Drop what you're doing and watch this ad
Featuring the awesome Jose Gonzalez.
Sony BRAVIA - The Advert

This is so rad.

This post stolen from: Young Master Sunshine Photogenic 1982

2005-12-25T13:23:00.000-05:00

Just one thing:

Learn how to work the effing lights you put on your house, idiots.

I'm sick of all this random blinking and parts of bushes and flower-beds flashing random idiot colors at random idiot times.

You'd think after spending seventy bucks at wal-mart, and climbing all over your roof,
you'd want it to look good, even if only a little.

It's this kind of thing that makes me want to punch you in the throat.

Also- Happy Holidays, May the Magic of the Season give you diarrhea.

2005-12-16T14:26:00.000-05:00

Bunny McIntosh's
Spachelorette Bash
TONIGHT!

more to come.

2005-11-15T15:53:00.000-05:00

You are Q. The annoying entity. You should treat
the crew of the Enterprise better- they saved
your life.

Which Star Trek: TNG character are you?
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. . . this quiz sucked.

2005-09-26T18:24:00.000-04:00

We have a radio in the bathroom that is usually on. . .

This morning some weird Rennesance Ball-ish music was on.
It made me feel like wearing a gown
and carrying a Masquarade Mask
and presenting myself to the queen

but I was battling a hang-over, ralphing into the toilet instead.
I would have laughed if my diaphram wasn't convulsing

2005-09-23T18:57:00.000-04:00

People with big teeth scare me

. . . you all know who you are

2005-09-23T01:25:00.000-04:00

i LOVE home movies

2005-09-22T02:03:00.001-04:00

ALSO:

I have recently aquired EDIBLE packing peanuts. . .

they taste gross. . .

BUT nonetheless

one can

EAT them

2005-09-22T02:03:00.000-04:00

IN OTHER NEWS:

I am hilarious